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- Did you see that viral video about the cat opening the fridge?
你有看到那隻會打開冰箱的貓的爆紅影片嗎？ - Of course! That cat is smarter than me.
當然！那隻貓比我還聰明。 - How does it even figure that out?
它怎麼想出來的？ - I’m guessing it watches too much Netflix.
我猜它看太多Netflix了。 - Do you think it can make coffee too?
你覺得它也會煮咖啡嗎？ - If it does, I’ll hire it as my assistant.
如果會，我要請它當我的助理。 - Did you see the comments on the post?
你有看到貼文下的留言嗎？ - Yes, someone said it’s the new CEO of the house.
有啊，有人說它是家的新CEO。 - I wonder if my dog can learn that trick.
我在想我的狗能不能學會這招。 - Your dog? He’d probably just eat the fridge.
你的狗？牠大概只會把冰箱吃掉。 - Imagine a pet cooking competition.
想像一下寵物廚藝大賽。 - I’d bet on the cat. Dogs would just eat everything.
我押貓贏。狗只會把所有東西吃掉。 - This video has over a million likes now.
這影片現在有超過百萬個讚了。 - No surprise—it’s the best thing on the internet today.
一點也不意外——這是今天網路上最棒的東西。 - Have you ever posted anything that went viral?
你有發過什麼爆紅的貼文嗎？ - Nope. My posts are too boring for that.
沒有。我的貼文太無聊了。 - Maybe you should post about your dog.
也許你應該發一些你狗的東西。 - Good idea! He’s quite the entertainer.
好主意！牠可是個娛樂家。 - What’s the funniest video you’ve seen lately?
你最近看到最搞笑的影片是什麼？ - A kid trying to dance but falling over instead.
一個小孩想跳舞卻跌倒了。 - Did you share it with anyone?
你有跟誰分享嗎？ - Yes, my friends couldn’t stop laughing.
有，我的朋友笑到停不下來。 - Do you think these viral videos will ever get boring?
你覺得這些爆紅影片有一天會無聊嗎？ - Nah, people will always find new ways to be funny.
不會的，人們總能找到新搞笑的方式。 - Have you ever made a funny video yourself?
你自己有拍過搞笑的影片嗎？ - Once, but it was accidentally funny.
有一次，但是意外搞笑的。 - What happened in it?
發生了什麼事？ - I tripped over my own foot while cooking.
我煮飯的時候被自己的腳絆倒了。 - Did anyone record it?
有人錄下來了嗎？ - Unfortunately, yes. It’s still on my phone.
很不幸，有。它還在我的手機裡。 - You have to show me!
你一定要給我看！ - No way, you’ll never let me live it down.
不行，你肯定會一直笑我。 - Come on, I promise I won’t laugh.
拜託，我保證我不會笑的。 - That’s a lie, and we both know it.
這是謊話，我們都知道的。 - Okay, okay, but seriously, you should post it.
好吧好吧，但說真的，你應該發上去。 - Maybe I will, but only if you post one too!
也許吧，但只有你也發一個才行！ - Deal! Let’s both go viral together.
一言為定！我們一起爆紅吧。 - Fine, but don’t blame me if I get more likes.
好吧，但如果我讚數更多可別怪我。 - Challenge accepted. Time to make it happen!
挑戰接受。該行動了！ - Let’s see who becomes the internet star first.
看看誰會先成為網路明星吧。 - I’ve been thinking about getting a pet.
我一直在想要不要養個寵物。 - Really? What kind are you considering?
是嗎？你在考慮養什麼？ - Maybe a dog, but I’m worried about the responsibility.
也許是狗，但我擔心責任很大。 - Dogs are great, but they do require a lot of care.
狗很棒，但確實需要很多照顧。 - What about a cat? They’re more independent.
那貓呢？牠們比較獨立。 - True, but I’m allergic to cats.
沒錯，但我對貓過敏。 - Have you thought about something smaller, like a fish?
你考慮過小一點的，比如魚嗎？ - Fish are nice, but they don’t really interact with you.
魚不錯，但牠們不會真的和你互動。 - What about a bird? They can be so entertaining.
那鳥呢？牠們很有娛樂性。 - That’s an idea! Do you have any experience with birds?
這是個好主意！你有養鳥的經驗嗎？ - Not really, but I love watching parrots online.
其實沒有，但我喜歡在線看鸚鵡。 - Parrots are hilarious! They mimic everything.
鸚鵡超搞笑！牠們會模仿所有東西。 - Do you think I should get a pet from a shelter?
你覺得我應該從收容所領養寵物嗎？ - Absolutely! It’s a great way to help animals in need.
當然！這是幫助需要幫助的動物的好方法。 - That’s true. Do you have a pet?
確實。你有寵物嗎？ - Not yet, but I’ve always wanted a dog.
還沒有，但我一直想養狗。 - What kind of dog would you get?
你會養什麼狗？ - Probably a golden retriever—they’re so friendly.
可能是黃金獵犬——牠們很友善。 - Golden retrievers are adorable.
黃金獵犬超可愛的。 - I know! They’re like giant teddy bears.
我知道！牠們就像巨型泰迪熊。 - Have you thought about the costs of having a pet?
你有想過養寵物的花費嗎？ - Yes, but I think it’s worth it for the companionship.
有，但我覺得為了陪伴感值得。 - That’s a good point. Pets do make life better.
這倒是。寵物確實讓生活更美好。 - They really do. It’s like having a best friend at home.
沒錯，就像家裡有個最好的朋友。 - What’s the funniest pet you’ve seen online?
你在線上看過最搞笑的寵物是什麼？ - A dog wearing sunglasses and driving a toy car.
一隻戴著墨鏡開玩具車的狗。 - That’s hilarious! Did it honk the horn too?
太好笑了！它還按喇叭嗎？ - Yes, and it had a tiny license plate.
有，而且還有一個小小的車牌。 - I’d love a pet that could do tricks like that.
我好想養一隻會表演這種特技的寵物。 - You should start with something simple, like “sit.”
你應該從簡單的開始，比如「坐下」。 - I think training a pet could be fun.
我覺得訓練寵物應該很有趣。 - It is, but it takes a lot of patience.
是的，但需要很多耐心。 - Do you think I’d be good at it?
你覺得我會擅長訓練嗎？ - With your sense of humor, the pet might train you instead.
以你的幽默感，可能寵物會反過來訓練你。 - I’d be okay with that as long as we have fun.
只要好玩就行，我沒問題。 - That’s the spirit! Pets are all about fun and love.
就是這種精神！養寵物就是關於樂趣和愛。 - Do you think I should adopt a rescue dog?
你覺得我應該領養一隻救援犬嗎？ - Absolutely. They deserve a loving home.
當然。牠們值得一個有愛的家。 - I’ll look into it this weekend. Thanks for the advice!
我週末會研究看看。謝謝你的建議！ - You’re welcome. Let me know what you decide!
不客氣。決定了再告訴我！ - My car broke down again last week.
我的車上週又壞了。 - Oh no, what happened this time?
哦不，這次怎麼了？ - The engine just wouldn’t start.
引擎就是發不動。 - That sounds frustrating. Did you call a mechanic?
聽起來很煩。你叫修車師傅了嗎？ - Yes, and he said it was the battery.
是的，他說是電池的問題。 - At least it wasn’t something more expensive.
至少不是更貴的問題。 - But guess what? The battery wasn’t even that old!
但你猜怎麼著？電池根本沒那麼舊！ - Seriously? Did they replace it anyway?
真的嗎？他們還是換了嗎？ - Yes, and now it runs fine, but I feel cheated.
是的，現在車跑得很好，但我覺得被坑了。 - I don’t blame you. Cars can be such money pits.
我不怪你。車子真的很燒錢。 - Have you ever had car trouble like this?
你有過像這樣的車子問題嗎？ - Oh, plenty of times. Once, my car died in the middle of a bridge.
哦，多得是。有一次，我的車在橋中間拋錨了。 - That sounds like a nightmare. What did you do?
聽起來像噩夢。你怎麼辦的？ - I had to push it to the side and call for help.
我得把車推到一邊然後叫人幫忙。 - Did anyone stop to help you?
有人停下來幫你嗎？ - One guy stopped, but he didn’t know much about cars either.
有個人停了，但他也不太懂車子。 - That’s rough. Did you eventually get it fixed?
真糟糕。你最後修好了嗎？ - Yeah, but it cost me a fortune.
是的，但花了我一大筆錢。 - Cars are so frustrating sometimes.
車子有時真的很讓人沮喪。 - Totally. I wish we could just teleport everywhere.
完全同意。我希望我們可以直接瞬間移動。 - Do you ever think about just selling your car?
你有想過乾脆賣掉你的車嗎？ - Sometimes, but then I’d have to rely on public transport.
有時想過，但這樣就得靠公共交通了。 - Public transport isn’t too bad.
公共交通也沒那麼糟。 - True, but it’s not always convenient here.
沒錯，但在這裡不總是方便。 - Do you think electric cars are better?
你覺得電動車更好嗎？ - Probably, but they’re still pretty expensive.
可能吧，但它們還是挺貴的。 - Would you ever buy one?
你會考慮買一輛嗎？ - Maybe, if the prices come down a bit.
也許吧，如果價格下降一些的話。 - At least electric cars are eco-friendly.
至少電動車對環境友好。 - That’s true, and they’re so quiet!
沒錯，而且它們非常安靜！ - Quiet cars would be nice for the neighborhood.
安靜的車子對社區來說很不錯。 - Yes, no more loud engines at night.
是啊，再也沒有深夜的引擎聲了。 - Do you think flying cars will ever become real?
你覺得飛行車會變成現實嗎？ - Maybe, but I’m not sure I trust people to drive them.
也許，但我不確定我信得過人們開飛行車。 - Good point. Imagine traffic jams in the sky!
說得好。想像一下天上的交通堵塞！ - Exactly! It’d be chaos up there.
沒錯！天空會一片混亂。 - Well, for now, I just want a car that works.
嗯，眼下我只想要一台能運作的車。 - That’s a reasonable goal. Baby steps!
這是一個合理的目標。一步步來！ - I hope my car behaves itself this month.
希望我的車這個月能乖一點。 - Fingers crossed for no breakdowns!
祈禱不會拋錨！ - If you could design your dream home, what would it look like?
如果你能設計你的夢想家，它會是什麼樣子？ - Definitely something with big windows and lots of light.
肯定是有大窗戶和充足採光的房子。 - Big windows are a must! What about the location?
大窗戶一定要有！那地點呢？ - Somewhere near the beach, so I can hear the waves.
靠近海灘的地方，這樣我可以聽到海浪聲。 - That sounds peaceful. Would you want a big yard?
聽起來很寧靜。你想要一個大院子嗎？ - Yes, for a garden and maybe a hammock.
想要，這樣可以有個花園，還有吊床。 - A hammock is a great idea. I’d have a treehouse too.
吊床是個好主意。我還想要一個樹屋。 - A treehouse? You’re a kid at heart!
樹屋？你還是個孩子心啊！ - What about the inside? Any special features?
那裡面呢？有什麼特別的設計嗎？ - A big kitchen for sure—I love cooking.
一定要有一個大廚房——我喜歡做飯。 - I’d want a home theater for movie nights.
我想要一個家庭影院，方便看電影。 - That’s fancy! Would you get a popcorn machine too?
好奢華！那你會買爆米花機嗎？ - Absolutely! And a soda fountain.
當然！還要有汽水機。 - Now that’s living the dream!
這才是真正的夢想生活！ - Would you go for modern or rustic style?
你會選現代風還是鄉村風？ - Rustic, with lots of wood and natural tones.
鄉村風，用很多木材和自然色調。 - That sounds cozy. Would you have a fireplace?
聽起來很溫馨。你會有壁爐嗎？ - Definitely! Winter nights would be perfect by the fire.
當然！冬天的夜晚在爐火旁會很完美。 - What about you? What’s your dream home like?
那你呢？你的夢想家是什麼樣的？ - Mine would be minimalist, with a lot of open space.
我的會是極簡風格，有很多開放空間。 - Minimalist sounds nice—less stuff to clean!
極簡風聽起來不錯——清潔的東西更少！ - Exactly, and everything would be super organized.
完全正確，而且所有東西都會非常有條理。 - Would you have any high-tech gadgets?
你會有什麼高科技裝置嗎？ - Oh yes, I’d have smart lights and a voice-controlled system.
會的，我會有智能燈和語音控制系統。 - That’s so cool. Would you need an instruction manual?
太酷了。你會需要說明書嗎？ - Probably, or I’d just end up Googling everything.
可能會，不然我會到處查谷歌。 - How big would your dream house be?
你的夢想家會有多大？ - Not too big, just enough space for me to feel comfortable.
不會太大，只要讓我覺得舒適就行。 - Would you want a guest room?
你會想要一間客房嗎？ - Definitely! It’s nice to have friends or family stay over.
當然！讓朋友或家人過夜很棒。 - I’d want a big patio for barbecues.
我想要一個大的露台可以烤肉。 - That sounds amazing! Outdoor parties would be so fun.
聽起來很棒！戶外派對會很有趣。 - Would you want a pool?
你會想要游泳池嗎？ - Absolutely, with a slide if possible!
當然，如果可以的話還要滑梯！ - A pool would be great for summer.
游泳池對夏天來說很棒。 - Yes, and it’d be perfect for exercise too.
是啊，也很適合用來運動。 - What about storage? Would you need a lot of closets?
那收納呢？你需要很多壁櫥嗎？ - Not really, but a basement would be useful.
不太需要，但地下室會很實用。 - You’ve got it all planned out! When can I move in?
你都規劃好了！我什麼時候可以搬進來？ - Haha, you’ll have to wait for the housewarming party!
哈哈，你得等到暖房派對！ - So, you’re doing a talent show? What’s your act?
所以，你要參加才藝表演？你的表演是什麼？ - I’m singing, but I’m so nervous about it!
我要唱歌，但我超緊張的！ - Singing? That’s amazing! What song are you performing?
唱歌？太棒了！你要表演什麼歌？ - “Imagine” by John Lennon. It’s a classic.
約翰·藍儂的《Imagine》。這是一首經典。 - That’s a beautiful choice. Do you have any backup music?
這是個很美的選擇。你有伴奏音樂嗎？ - Yes, a friend is playing the piano for me.
有，一個朋友幫我彈鋼琴。 - That’s perfect! Have you been practicing?
太棒了！你有練習嗎？ - Every day, but I still get stage fright.
每天都有，但我還是會怯場。 - Don’t worry. The audience will love you!
別擔心。觀眾一定會喜歡你的！ - I hope so. Any tips for staying calm?
希望如此。有什麼保持冷靜的建議嗎？ - Take deep breaths and smile. Confidence is key!
深呼吸並微笑。自信是關鍵！ - Easy for you to say—you’re not the one performing!
說得容易——你又不是上台表演的那個人！ - I can pretend to be the audience while you practice.
我可以假裝是觀眾，你練習的時候。 - That’s a great idea! Let’s do it.
這主意不錯！來試試吧。 - Alright, go ahead. Start singing!
好的，開始吧。唱起來！ - Don’t laugh if I mess up, okay?
如果我搞砸了，不要笑，好嗎？ - I promise. You’ll do great.
我保證。你一定會很棒的。 - Fine, here I go… (starts singing).
好吧，我來了……（開始唱歌）。 - See? You’re amazing! Keep going!
看吧？你很棒！繼續！ - Thanks! I guess it’s not as scary as I thought.
謝謝！我覺得沒我想的那麼可怕。 - Remember to smile more while you sing.
記得唱歌時多笑一點。 - Got it! Anything else I should work on?
知道了！還有什麼需要改進的嗎？ - Maybe add a little movement—it’ll make the performance lively.
也許加一點動作——會讓表演更生動。 - Good idea! I’ll practice that too.
好主意！我也會練習這個。 - Do you have an outfit picked out?
你選好演出服裝了嗎？ - Not yet, but I’m thinking something simple and elegant.
還沒有，但我在想要簡單又優雅的風格。 - That sounds perfect. You’re going to steal the show!
聽起來很完美。你一定會大放異彩的！ - I hope so. Thanks for helping me!
希望如此。謝謝你幫我！ - You’re welcome! Let me know how it goes.
不客氣！告訴我結果怎麼樣。 - I will. Maybe I’ll dedicate the performance to you!
我會的。也許我會把這場表演獻給你！ - That would be an honor!
那將是我的榮幸！ - Don’t get used to it—it’s a one-time thing!
別習慣了——只有這一次！ - Well, I can’t wait to see you shine on stage.
好吧，我等不及看你在舞台上閃耀了。 - Thanks! I’ll do my best not to trip!
謝謝！我會盡量不絆倒！ - I believe in you. You’ve got this!
我相信你。你可以的！ - You’re the best cheerleader ever.
你是最棒的啦啦隊長。 - Just promise to enjoy yourself up there.
只要保證你會在台上享受過程就好。 - I promise. It’s going to be fun!
我保證。一定會很好玩！ - Great! I’ll be cheering you on from the audience.
太棒了！我會在台下為你加油。 - Thanks, it means a lot to me.
謝謝，這對我很重要。